I begin by stapling a wire down the front of my breast with a disposable medical auto-suture staple gun. I leave the wire dangling there and move on to pierce my scrotum with 18-gauge needles. When i've just about run out of room for more needles, I shove a metal sound down my urethra & use a hitachi to reach orgasm. Just after climax, I rip the wire (and all of the staples) from my breast, pull the sound out of my urethra, and remove the needles for some masochistic fun.